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Men's Boxer Briefs

MINI - PACK 3 JUNK FOOD + FRENCH FRIES

$29.90
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Description

Healthy food makes you fit, organics make you live longer. Protein shakes turn into biceps, and vitamins are supposed to cure mortality. The bitter the food, the better it is supposed to be for you. But none of those things even come close to fulfilling your heart like a Big Mac does! Junk food is simply antagonized because it pumps you up with calories, but what about all that love brimming about in your heart when you lay out a plate of chicken wings? What about that feeling of satisfaction that fills all your senses when you devour an entire pack of fries all by yourself? There is just no dietician who recommends junk food only because it adds a couple o' inches to your waist - the psychological pleasure derived from attacking a steaming hot Turkey is simply disregarded by all kinds of modern pseudo-sciences! We know just how unjust it is to undermine something as innocently pure as a packet of French Fries. The boxers we make will never ever let you compromise on the fulfillment of your heart! With our blend of 92% polyester and 8% elastane with you, there will be no reason to hold your appetite back! Just dive into fresh aromas and mouthwatering flavors and leave the rest on Men's Boxer Briefs! Celebrate your addiction to junk food with Men's Boxer Briefs, because an addiction to junk is an addiction to funk! Your arteries might just clog a bit and you will get a healthy bump along the way, but that is a price worth paying for the scrumptious taste and insurmountable feeling of content! What are you waiting for, then? Just add our latest boxers to your cart and gift your bottom all the comfort it deserves! Our latest deals and offers might expire soon, so make sure to place your order before the time runs out!
  • Size : S / Sku : CBMIN0101X3A3/S
  • Size : M / Sku : CBMIN0101X3A3/M
  • Size : L / Sku : CBMIN0101X3A3/L
  • Size : XL / Sku : CBMIN0101X3A3/XL
  • Size : 2XL / Sku : CBMIN0101X3A3/2XL
  • Composition 92% polyester,8% elastane
    We ship to all 50 states; Washington, DC and U.S. P.O. Boxes. We process orders Monday-Friday (excluding holidays). IMPORTANT NOTICE: We want to keep you updated on all the latest measures we have taken as a response to the COVID-19. It’s business as usual but as we are working in accordance with health guidelines, delivery times may be a bit longer than normal. We are working hard to deliver you order as soon as possible, while caring for the health and safety of our team members. In times of high volume (such as: during promotions, limited releases, Black Friday, etc.) shipping may be delayed. Immediately after placing your order, you will receive an order confirmation email with the details of your order. Once your order is processed and shipped, you will receive a second email, a shipping confirmation email, that contains your shipment's tracking number. Orders are delivered by U.S. Postal Service (USPS). USPS products and packages may require more time to be delivered due to limited transportation availability as a result of the ongoing COVID-19 impacts.
    All sales are final. We stand behind the products we sell. Your satisfaction with your purchase is extremely important to us. If you are unsatisfied with your purchase for any reason please contact us at customers@textiss.com. We accept refund or exchanges for defective product or if the incorrect item was shipped to. To be eligible for a refund, you must email us within 15 days of receiving the order. If the product defect/damage has been proven we will ship out a replacement, if available. If a replacement is not available, we will refund the full purchase price of your item.

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